Tuesday, August 22, 2006

K a N K .
Life was not meant to be like a complicated jungle. You made it complicated and I made it a jungle.

Yes, I am writing about…….. Relationships. So what amuses you more in the last sentences? Is it the ‘I’ or the ‘relationships’? At least I am trying….. elicited by KANK (Inspired will be the wrong word).

A relationship which needs an effort to maintain is not worth the effort. Effort is required initially when you are building it; to break the initial energy barrier, to break the ice. But if its really worth all these ‘discussions’ why don’t they simply understand that once built it has to be a self sustainable chain reaction. But not everybody can think at that level. Those who need an effort fall in the category of those who like KJo movies (KANK). And the majority comes from a particular sex. I really never wanted to invest myself in such a worthless effort. And I do feel wasted sometimes! My comments on KANK follows :-

Dev(SRK) is a Frustrated Failure with a huge and irritating Male Ego. But despite this ego he was never able to act like a man. He cant digest the superiority of his spouse and takes out all his frustration on the kid.

Maya(RM) is someone who always complains. This lady is in love with the idea of being in love. Must have grown up watching the same kind of movies and lives in an illusion. She has everything around herself that she needs to live a happy and contended life but still she is looking for something… I guess even she doesn’t exactly know what… and blames it all on AB. Has got no real work to do and so engages herself in obsessed cleaning needlessly and always insists on ‘discussions’. No real work and all bloody discussions. Disgusting!

The other two, PB and PZ are quite normal. Just like me and you. And the character portrayed by Big B is certainly a lot inspiring ……

Fools are tuned into heroes by KJo and the story is labeled as ‘Bold’. I may sound a bit phlegmatic or impassive but that it. Happiness should not be the reason for your worries but it seems to be the same in case of a hell lot of people….. the KJo types !

4 comments:

Lost IN Translation said...

hahahha:)) kya be frust ho gaya tha movie ko dehkar !! abe isliye hum abhi tak nahi dekhe hain ....karan johar ke ghar se sab DVD's cassette hata diye jaane chahiye ..sala ekbar dekh before sunset ..log kah rahe hain uska bahut copy kiya hua hai !!

iTs ME...?! said...

hmmm... well u have drafted it out well, bt i think u left many a things in the middle... abruptly...
consequence...??
the theme o the article...
was it just a review or something deeper...
.....or probably a prequel o RGV propaganda...???
lol, ha ha

Nobody said...

Nice critic, you would make.You hate KJo, i can see in your blog.

hmmm relationships... a pretty heavy thing to write on....

Must have gone throught at least 2 or 3 to think about it and must be sufferring in at leat one to write about it. But to rally appreceate it you must fall in Love .. and by love i mean true love.

Any way, KANK was a cool movie. Want to know why, do you?
Its so because it give you the problems and not the solution. Think about it.

Happening it is, all around you. beware must, you be.

Take time to understand relationships, you must.

One secret, must you kow.

I hate KJo too.

(P.S - this has been written in the STAR WARS' "Master Yoda " style (ya the green dwarf) So plese bear with it .. am sorry to pakao u all like this.)

Nobody said...

I saw KANK again.... u kow y?

Just bcoz of u.....

Hmmmm...
I quite agree wiht u on 2 counts...

1) SRK was a big failure and a frustrated kind of a fellow.
2) RM was also not satisfied, with any thing..

well actually .... the movie's central character is SRK. He went astray.... he led RM astray....

He was the black sheep of the movie... its b'coz of him tht two families brk...

by the way it serves Rani too.. She wanted her man to rule her... AB was understanding enough wanted to give her room... but she was of no use too..

C i told u that u would make a nice Critic.

Carry on... the Good work